Rich Sommer from Mad Men and his wife, Virginia, have welcomed their second child into the world!

The couple gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on Tuesday in El Lay and named him Patrick Ryan Sommer.

Cute! Congrats to you both!

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So sweet!

The entire Affleck clan tried to beat the heat yesterday with a day out in Pasadena at The Huntington Library, and of course, looked positively precious while doing so!

Brothers Casey and Ben were spotted playfully pushing each other around, and little Seraphina and Violet got to spend time with the grandparents!

We STILL can't get over how happy those two little girls always look! Jen's gotta be one of the best moms in Hollywood!

Hope you guys had fun!

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The show Kate Plus 8 is reportedly one of the programs that sent crazed James Lee over the edge and supposedly drove him to take hostages at the Discovery Channel's headquarters.

On one of his websites, he tore into the show because he felt like it promoted the ever growing population.

His deranged mind spewed on his website that "humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding cultures."

We can only think of one truly destructive, filthy, pollutive creature and he was the fiend with the gun and explosives on his chest in a building where babies were napping.

In a massive and creative effort to promote their upcoming film Tron: Legacy, Disney is going to be hosting ElecTRONica dance parties on the Hollywood Pictures Backlot in their California Adventure theme park.

Here’s a statement from the DisneyParks Blog:

It’s an “electrifying” experience for the entire family, filled with music, lights and some of your favorite food and beverage, all set amidst the captivating world of “TRON: Legacy!” From a dazzling dance club under the stars to an authentic recreation of Flynn’s Arcade to some radical gaming, it’s like nowhere else on the grid! Each night, we’ll feature live entertainers, complete with lasers, glow accessories and the hottest music ever to rock the grid. ElecTRONica is “the” place to dance the night away in a fantastic world that only Disney can create. Highlights for the entire family will definitely be Flynn’s Video Arcade, face painting and the TRON: Evolution video game area.

ElecTRONica will transform Disney California Adventure park Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays this Fall. TRON fans and families can also enjoy the party seven days a week during Thanksgiving week and Christmas week.

Sounds like an absolute blast, and the concept art is mesmerizing!

Will U dance the night away at ElecTRONica?

So inspirational!

Roger Ebert has penned a cookbook even though he can no longer eat after losing his lower jaw to cancer 4 years ago.

Roger says of his new book, The Pot and How to Use It: The Mystery and Romance of the Rice Cooker:

"It's all experience, my visuals and friendly tasters. I've used The Pot so very many times I know what everything I make in it MUST taste like. I am a quick, direct, practical and simple cook, which is why the rice cooker had such an appeal to me…

"Food for me is in the present tense. Eating for me is now only in the past tense. I can remember the taste and smell of everything, even though I can no longer taste or smell."

We love his positive attitude and outlook on life!

Will U be picking up Roger's book?

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Check out Miz Minogue's just-released music video for Get Outta My Way (above)!!!

She sure can pick 'em!

Jennifer Aniston's reported new man is Harry Morton, a bona fide man whore it seems.

The Hard Rock Hotel heir and founder of Pink Taco restaurants has been linked to several Hollywood clASS acts such as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Hayden Panettiere.

Is this douchenozzle a John Mayer Part Deux?

We really hope not!

Though Morton' confesses that he hates the limelight, saying, "It is the worst thing of all time. That is not me…There are people out there who just love it. Not me."

Ha Ha, oh suuuuure! That's why you've chosen to date some of the biggest names in Hollywood who've also been passed around like a hot potato!!

Oh, Manison - please have some self respect and find a decent guy!

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Some families with a whole lotta baggage!

Mayor Jimmy Delshad presented the Key to the City of Beverly Hills to the family of Larry King AND the Kardashian/Jenner clan at the opening night of The Taste of Beverly Hills Festival on Thursday.

We wouldn't want them traipsing around our city, but that's just us!

We kid. Congrats disfunctional loving families!

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Homewrecker got herself a job! It's the same as her old one, (you know, selling information about Jon Gosselin for a profit), but now she gets an official title and hopefully dental!

Hailey Glassman has now become a blogger! Ha!

In her first entry, she writes an effing novel to explain herself and tear into Jon. As we don't have all day, we highlighted (bolded) some of the better points for you, including more info on Jon's supposed extortion tactics, the announcement of Hailey's upcoming BOOK and of course, her reasons why we shouldn't hate on her. So, Hailey writes:

I first want to address the Jon giving Kate ultimatums/extortion situation. He can deny it and lie, like he does with everything else but the only problem is this time is there is actual proof –his own hand-written notes!

I know, he’s a moron for being such a manipulating con artist. Let’s not forget, this is the man that went on CBS Entertainment Tonight and The Insider claiming “Kate is lying and I didn’t take any money from the account” when in fact we all found out in the end that it was a LIE, with evidence of a bank trail!

There is not one cent of credibility with him. I know what you’re all thinking, “Well Hailey isn’t any better, I hate her,” which is weird due to the fact that I have not lied about anything once. In fact my problem is that I’m too honest sometimes. Try and think of one time I lied about something in the media. ….still trying to think of something?

Jon pulled a publicity stunt with “our” apartment, (we split rent) claiming, “Hailey ransacked my apartment”. The NYPD ruled it was a publicity stunt by Jon. (Editor’s note: The NYPD did not issue a “ruling” but did not press charges against anyone.) That’s how he works. He was mad when I told him I couldn’t take it anymore and I was leaving.

He then asked me to sign a “Non-disclosure” agreement in December and said, “I’ll ruin you if you don’t.” Another threat… numerous threats made to me by him. He has made them not only to me but to his ex-wife as well. There’s proof of it all. You just say I learned a lot through all of this.

Well long story short I obviously didn’t sign it! Next thing I know I have the NYPD calling me. Anyway thank you NYPD for doing a long investigation and realizing once again it was another one of Jon Gosselin’s plans, due to him not getting his way. (Editor’s note: NYPD did not publicly blame Jon.) Hope he found that thousand-year-old family heirloom he claimed was smashed to the insurance company. Um guys, there was nothing like that in that apartment. Another LIE.

Boy oh boy I think that definitely added to the stress lines on my forehead. Lol.

I know there is a lot of hate towards me, which is understandable due to how the media and tabloids made me look. They really did do a doozey on me, that’s for sure!

For the record once again I had nothing to do with Jon and Kate’s breakup. Everyone seems to forget the girl before me, and seems to forget that my family allowed Jon to stay in their home when he claimed he had nowhere to live due to being separated.

Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinions, but don’t you think if I said anything, especially something like this, I would be sued if it weren’t true? Think about that. I know this is asking a lot of you (the public) but use your common sense already! STOP THE SHANNINAG THINKING! (sic)

I also want to add that there is a lot of hate towards Kate about her as a mother. I want to set the record straight by saying Kate is a great mother. She is a semi-single parent, which is truly hard with eight kids! Like I have said numerous times before, she gives those children structure and surrounds them in a stable, grounded environment, which is a necessity when growing up. She works extremely hard to support those kids and the lives they are accustomed to living.

The situation with Mady and her arm is she hurt it playing outside or something and Jon looked at that as the perfect opportunity to try and frame/extort Kate to get money. EVIL soulless human being! I feared him, to be honest.

All I have to say is you have no idea what went on behind the scenes!

I kept it all private.

You would all be SHOCKED. I figured I’d save this torture I went through and life lessons and all the real juicy crazy stuff the media did not get a hold of for a BOOK. It will make everything make more sense — time lines, evidence of time lines. Just the whole nightmare of this annoying, traumatic, hurtful Soap Opera, which encumbers so many lives around us with the media and public hating and talking so much smack that it made “nobodies” into” notorious”.

SUE ME if there’s not one true thing in the book it will be all 110% TRUE. I have kept all evidence and people, you would be SHOCKED!

What The Media Made Me, Hailey Glassman, A Regular Person:

A regular and “normal” 22 year old college girl enjoying her college years with good friends and always a good person, into this villain, a worldwide/household name overnight!

Dragged my name through the MUD (with false statements). The tabloids coming to my college at the time, Indiana University, and going around offering up cash money to anyone who can give them a “juicy” story on “Hailey Glassman”.

No fact checking at all. They couldn’t even fact check the easiest thing and get my age right. (Dumb asses)

Printed anything and everything, not caring if it was true or false.

Not knowing how any of the media worked back then I just hid and secluded myself from everyone and everything because I didn’t know who to trust of where to turn to but my family and, I thought, Jon. Didn’t know the side stuff he was doing to me (and the “real him” at the time) because I literally secluded myself. Lol It’s not funny but I try to always be positive and just makes me feel better I guess to laugh at things that hurt me. If that makes sense?

I’m just being brutally honest with all of you. I’m sharing my bare feelings with you all. This could of happened to anyone of you, your daughter, your cousin, your mom, your aunt, and your niece and I bet you’re sitting there thinking, ‘No, No, not me,’ but remember I stepped into this sh*t from him being a family friend and he then gets separated and calls my parents to tell them he has “nowhere to live”, plays victim, ”can I come." They were kind enough to let him. We didn’t expect him to be how he truly is. We were ALL bamboozled guys (public). Let’s just leave it at that.

Look if you don’t like me fine, but you don’t know me. So what you saw ,college photos and took that reputation, ran with it and made me look like I ruined someone’s marriage. FALSE.

I think we all as a whole, the world, we are losing the fact of what “real news is.” I know you’re probably shocked I’m saying this. You all truly, none of you know me. U know of the cubby I have been cornered into and the image I was branded with. I know people make so much money on this tabloid crap magazines/websites etc, and everyone loves someone else’s misfortune, which is called Schadenfreude. If you don’t know what that means, it is a German word for the happiness of the misfortune of others. You can’t understand how one feels unless they have been through the ugly side of the media. I know it sounds like “whatever” but its true. The media the stress is a lot to deal with…

P.S. Not as dumb as you thought people…

Oh and yes p.s.s def check into Jon and whatever sh*t he is pulling on her now. Kate truly does stay quiet as much as I bet she wants to rip his head off and shove dog sh*t in his little grin of a smile….lol

This is the first time I ever wrote from my heart to the public just being real and getting the chance to speak to you all from my words, not a manger not some Telephone type of game.

Wow! Takes a second to really let all that sink in.

Okay, feel better? Great. Now, we have only one questions for Miz Hailey: WTF is "SHANNINAG"???

No, really! We have to know! It's driving us nuts! We just can't fathom what it could mean! Is that Homewrecker speak for shady???

Then, could you just shut the hole in your face? None of what you said made any difference to anyone, anywhere in the world, other than yourself.

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Oh hey, girls!

The Sisterly Saints Of Seaside Heights, also known as the cast of The Jersey Shore, went out for a girls day yesterday around town.

Snooki, JWOWW, Sammi Sweetheart and newbie Deena Nicole walked with fierceness as they headed towards the "G" part of their GTL routine.

Don't they look EXACTLY like the girls of Sex & The City???

Ya know, if Charlotte was a doormat, Miranda had breast implants, Samantha punched people on the regular and Carrie had a liking for skulls!

Adorbs!

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