Is it only a matter of time before Lady GaGa ends up on the TSA's no-fly list? Mere days after being forcibly defrocked by a British flight crew due to health concerns, the Pantless One was pulled aside for a personal body search at Los Angeles International Airport by security personnel. According to the Daily Mail, the "Bad Romance" singer was attempting to catch a departing flight from L.A. on Wednesday night when guards at the security checkpoint asked her to remove her black veil and sunglasses. But GaGa stood her style-conscious ground and refused, prompting personnel to drag her to...

Chopping-Knife Chuck, aka, Charlie Sheen, is out of celebrity rehab and headed back to the set of Two and a Half Men to deliver some side-splitting comedy to the peoples of the world.  But Sheen's not headed there alone.  He will be accompanied on set by his "sober coach", a professional dedicated to keeping Chug-A-Lug-Charles on the straight and narrow. My, what a krappy krappy job having to babysit Crack-Pipe-Charlie all day long.   And, yet, as bad as being Shanking Sheen's sober coach, there are actually five even worse "coaching" jobs in Tinsel Town: 1.  Lindsay Lohan's "GIGGLE COACH" You're Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan,...

Haters, you've been put on notice—Miley Cyrus will no longer sit back and passively bear the brunt of your cruel jibes! The Hannah Montana star took to the airwaves recently to declare that, with her release of her upcoming big-screen effort The Last Song, she's ready to be taken super-seriously, and tough luck to anyone who doesn't agree: "[I hope] for the first time people will take me seriously. [If not], I'm ready for the ups and downs. I'm so excited—no one can take that away from me." Oh, and for everybody who says mean things about her, like about how maybe...

Lindsay Lohan, the sometime-actress and resident of the Jobless Narcissist Dreamworld, may have to find some other random company who uses the name "Lindsay" in a commercial to sue because her case against E*Trade's "milkaholic" talking baby campaign is looking pretty bleak. And, as it turns out, Esquire had a reporter embedded at the ad agency who handles the E*Trade campaign while they were creating the now-infamous "milkaholic" ad and produced draft scripts that show that the "milkaholic" baby in question was originally named "Deborah," not "Lindsay." In addition, the reporter had interviewed the Chief Creative Officer of the ad...

Hey everybody; Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato want to tickle your eardrums for a good cause! Check out their new video "Make a Wave" for Disney's eco-conscious Friends for Change campaign. Doesn't it just make you want to go out and pet a dolphin, and maybe hug it and squeeze it and pet it and bring it home and name it George? Proceeds from ales of the song, which is available on iTunes, go to the Disney Worldwide Conservation Fund. Give the tune a listen and let us know what you think in the comments section!

Sure, he may not be Robert Pattinson, but is Jon Favreau really that bad? Irina Krupnik, a Soviet-born makeup artist and former model, is suing the makers of the 2009 film Couples Retreat after a picture of her in a bikini was used as masturbation material for Favreau's character in a scene from the movie. Krupnik had signed a general release for the photo when the bikini shots were taken nearly a decade ago, but apparently never through that a photograph of an attractive young woman in a bikini would be used as an "object for masturbation." Does this woman think that...

You guys ready for this? Check out the best of the best of what's buzzing around the 'net today. You WON'T be sorry: So this guy fell asleep making bacon and ended up with a pan full of Jesus. What do you think??? (Dlisted) Lady GaGa's sister is totally her twin. (Buzzfeed) What does your fave website say about you?? (Holy Taco) 100 Twitter accounts everyone should be following. (Maxim) DAILY CUTENESS CHALLENGE: Dog and monkey are total BFFs. It's way too much!!! If you find anything cuter on the Internet today, post it in the comments. We dare you. (Uncoached)

Lindsay Lohan, was something bothering you as you made your way through Paris on Thursday? Perhaps all this E-Trade nonsense is going to her head...or actually her face?? Girlfriend is looking rough!!! Eeeek!! What is she thinking? We invite you to caption the picture in the comments section below after checking out the gallery. We're warning you, it's not so pretty!

Sad news, people; there may soon be a little less of Kendra Wilkinson to love. The former Girls Next Door girl appeared with her husband Hank Baskett on Thursday's edition of Lopez Tonight and admitted that she's considering breast-reduction surgery to trim down her famous curves: "I feel like I'm a little top heavy now," Wilkinson noted, before asking the audience, "What do you guys think?" The crowd rightfully responded with a chorus of resounding boos. But there is a glimmer of hope in the whole situation: Should Wilkinson decide to downsize, her current breasts will live on, at least in plaster...

Well, lookie here! Joe Jonas ventured out in Los Angeles to do some shopping with his besties at the Grove on Thursday. He's just like us, y'all! The middle JoBro threw on his new signature glasses and walked around the L.A. hotspot yesterday afternoon in sunny California. Check out the new pics to see for yourself!